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Thursday, February 9, 2012

Girls Are Icky & True Love

Josh: "Mom, my teacher says we are having a Valentine party, and I can bring valentine cards. Most people are bringing them, but I don't want to bring any."

Me: "What? Why not?"

Josh: "I just don't."

Me: "Well, you know, you don't have to write everyone's name on them. You could just pick out some cool ones at the store and drop one in each person's box. Don't even have to label them."

Josh: "So... does that mean I don't have to put MY name on them either?"

Me: "I guess so."

Josh: "Ok, then. I'll bring them."


Husband: "Honey! I just thought of the most EPIC way to troll you!"

Me: "Can't wait to hear."

Husband: "FAKING Alzheimer's when we're old."

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what I have to look forward to.


  1. Awwww. We didn't do Valentines this year. Instead I brought rootbeers floats for the class for Valentines Day.

  2. Hahaha!!
    That's what I have to look for with both my boys :)


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