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Friday, October 21, 2011

Top 4 Obnoxious Songs I Listen to Every Day

These are the top 4 most obnoxious songs they play at my work. They don't just play them... they play them OVER AND OVER AND OVER again, until I want to shoot myself to relieve my ears from the misery imposed upon them.

Enjoy.


This song (above) was probably fantastic... for the first 20 years.


This song (above) makes me want to pull my eardrums out and stomp on them so I don't have to hear her say "I'm a gypsy" ONEMORETIME.


I call this the Whore song. It makes me mad because it promotes WHOREism. (above)


This song (above) just plain bugs the crap out of me.

I bet you're looking forward to the Top 4 Obnoxious Songs I listen to Every Day: Holiday Edition! Next month the Christmas music turns on, and I've worked holiday retail before... it's not gonna be pretty.

Instead of wasting your time on this, head on over to Emme Packer's website. She's got a beautiful voice and writes songs that hit so deep, you might find yourself wondering how she knows you so well. Give it a listen. http://emmepacker.com/listen

5 comments:

  1. That is an insane amount of whoreism that that song promotes!!!! Hilarious!

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  2. LOL i have not heard any of those. thank goodness. and i love the whoreish song... HILARIOUS. why would they play a song like that... better yet, who would MAKE a song like that? people are dumb.

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  3. RIGHT?! What on Earth? There's also this song that's about how we're too materialistic, and we just buy things just to end up throwing them away... why would a retail environment play that song? SO genius.

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  4. Oh Aubrey, I'm so sorry for you pain. I couldn't even bring myself to click on the Shakira one.

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  5. HAHAHA! Sandra, I KNEW you were my favorite. Husband always says, "What do you have against Shakira? She's so talented!" (The same thing I have against Whore Song. And Katy Perry. Anyone else see a theme?)

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