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Thursday, September 1, 2011

How does Aubrey deal with being mistaken as a pregnant lady?

  • Throw empire-waist dress away in kitchen garbage can.

(Husband tried to fish it out of the garbage. I put it right back in.)

(Sorry Dad)

  • Get immediately into pajamas, then bed, not speaking to Husband.

  • Cry a little.

  • Sleep for approx. 10 hours. 
(cuddle with Joshy)

  • Wake up around 3 pm, make chocolate chip cookies with kids. 
(seriously therapeutic)

  • Eat entire plate of chocolate chip cookies for breakfast. 

(not so therapeutic)

Don't worry, I'm reading up on SDBs...

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