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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Dear Customers; vol. 2

Even if I look like I'm with child, don't ask when my baby is due. It's just fuckin rude.


4 comments:

  1. This post does not speak well of you.

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  2. It's not supposed to speak well of her - it's supposed to say what she's really thinking. And oh god, working retail sucks donkey balls. What did you say? The time someone asked me that, I made up a month - I'm only a bitchy smartass in my imagination, I don't usually play one in real life.

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  3. I said, "I have no baby." She said, "Oh, sorry. Really?" "Yes, really. Well, actually, I have three babies, and I'm done having babies now." "Oh!" she said, "You're so young! Well, have a nice day."

    You too, mean girl.

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