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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

What's that blinding light?


If you're walking or driving around my neighborhood today, please ignore the blinding distraction on the sidewalk that may catch your eye - try to stay on the road as best you can.

It's just me, daring to walk to my son's school in shorts.

...for the first time in five years.

I am still carrying 20 lbs of baby weight, and my legs haven't seen the sun since 1996 when I last dared to show them in public. After they held a town meeting, ruling that I must never allow my pasty-ness to blind drivers like that again, I have safely concealed these thunder thighs in jeans.

Until now. World, welcome to my ghostliness. I am coming out of the closet, on my way to my pre-pregnancy body.

Ready or not, here I come.

5 comments:

  1. haha sounds like me. let's be albino together. deal?

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  2. Ohhh Im as white as they come! I'm proud of you though. P.S. I think you look fantastic!

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  3. Are you sure you don't mean pasty-ness rather than pasties? :)

    See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasties

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  4. Yeah.... that's ... what I meant. ;)

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  5. You look great and you're doing great! White is not a bad color...

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